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This pressure on bi women that, as soon as they come out to someone, they must provide a detailed dating history with the exact same number of women and men or otherwise they’re “not really bi” and “picked a side” must stop immediately. 

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Im at a party at a friend’s place
Im scared

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you dont choose the otp

the otp chooses you

#more like the otp tied me up beat me with a stick and left me battered and bruised but craving for more

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I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

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Title: yoshi
Artist: not jack
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not jack voicing yoshi [x]

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Title: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
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Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

this is my favourite fucking picture on the internet and the fact that it has an accompanying audio post makes me wanna cry tears of joy.

this is true art at its peak.

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I’ll punch the shit out of those bees.

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Teen Wolf Season 3 playlist [x]

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last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.