This is literally the cutest thing ever and this is a topic very close to my heart, as I adopted my kitten from the Humane Society. :-)
petition for a roller derby girls sports anime
One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly.
when u wake up feelin productive
life isn’t fair
and knowing that doesn’t make life any easier
but sometimes it helps because you know it’s not your fault
that there is nothing you did to deserve the pain
that everyone hurts
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK
Crystal Reed + autograph sessions
Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?
Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality is
You can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?
"Let’s do our new fistbump, Michael!"
"We came up with that last night at the bar about 14 drinks in." (x)
How do you affront a puppy? Tell him that he has to wait for a Ghost direwolf figurine. [x] (The video is 100x better because of the noise he makes.)